“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Because it’s IDIOTIC, that’s why

Because it’s IDIOTIC, that’s why

Our good friend Dawn Pine sent over an interesting link the other day, from a website in India, of all places – seriously, he reads more from Indian news than I do – about why people who attend CrossFit gyms are quitting the fitness fad: It’s not just...
Monday morning Schifrin shuffle

Monday morning Schifrin shuffle

Bloody hell, not Monday again. I just can’t do this without coffee… Well, now that I’ve had my first proper dose, let’s get down to business. For it is of course time for the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, to help us all get through this...
Sunday Scripture: Divisions in the Church

Sunday Scripture: Divisions in the Church

3 But I, brothers,[a] could not address you as spiritual people, but as people of the flesh, as infants in Christ. 2 I fed you with milk, not solid food, for you were not ready for it. And even now you are not yet ready, 3 for you are still of the flesh. For while...
Friday T&A: Ginger Spice Edition

Friday T&A: Ginger Spice Edition

Yet another absolutely exhausting week down. They’re all starting to blend together at this point. It is difficult to keep track when you are constantly running from pillar to post, managing this and starting up that, trying to coax people to do what you know...
Let the Reclamation begin

Let the Reclamation begin

The new E3 2021 HALO Infinite campaign trailer is out, and… well, just watch – though you’ll want to skip through the first 2min of it, because of Bonnie Ross flapping her trap: First things first… Wow. We have waited nearly SEVEN YEARS for a...
Monday morning for the God-Emperor

Monday morning for the God-Emperor

Well, it’s Monday again, and unsurprisingly, this generally sucks. But not today. For you see, June 14th is of course the birthday of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus...
Sunday Scripture: Divisions in the Church

Sunday Scripture: Increasing Corruption on the Earth

6 When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose. 3 Then the Lord said, “My Spirit shall not abide in[a] man forever, for...
Friday T&A: Tapas Al-Fresco Edition

Friday T&A: Tapas Al-Fresco Edition

Y’know, there aren’t many things that really, really, really, SEVERELY piss me off – though admittedly those who have been reading my work for some time might be forgiven for snorting derisively upon reading those words. However, one sure-fire way to...
The great Izzlamic swindle

The great Izzlamic swindle

This week saw the one-year anniversary of the infamous “holes in the narrative” interview that rocked the Izzlamic world to its very core. Given that LRFotS Sasha Hrongmitts has been after me for a while now to follow up on my previous posts about Islam,...
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