Comments on: “After three days of agonising pain… the snake died” https://didacticmind.com/2026/03/after-three-days-of-agonising-pain-the-snake-died.html Strategic Defence of the Mantle of Responsibility Sat, 21 Mar 2026 17:48:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: Bardelys the Magnificent https://didacticmind.com/2026/03/after-three-days-of-agonising-pain-the-snake-died.html#comment-9999 Sat, 21 Mar 2026 17:48:23 +0000 https://didacticmind.com/?p=23283#comment-9999 Death finally accepted Chuck Norris’s terms.

Chuck Norris has been dead for years, but Death has been afraid to tell him.

Chuck Norris attended college on an affirmative action scholarship. Nobody said a word.

Chuck Norris once got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.

Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. It’s too bad Norris has never cried, or ever will.

]]> By: Odnam's Razor https://didacticmind.com/2026/03/after-three-days-of-agonising-pain-the-snake-died.html#comment-9997 Sat, 21 Mar 2026 16:19:30 +0000 https://didacticmind.com/?p=23283#comment-9997 Bruce Lee actually killed Chuck Norris back in 1972.
It just took Death 54 years to work up the courage to tell Chuck.

and toe-to-toe was the only way Wilt Chamberlain could face off against Bruce Lee, what with Bruce being a short chinaman. I mean, that’s like a 2′ delta between their respective eye levels.

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