Canadians don’t have a real military, because they rely utterly on Americans to keep anyone from invading and taking their country away from them. Basically WE are paying billions to let them do whatever stupid commie shit they want to do, because in the end they are never going to have to pay for it… WE do.
The same is true for their economics. Can’t find a job in Canada? That’s okay, there’s lots of places down south you can move. Want to desert from the military because you are too busy getting high and banging the women that the more honorable guys left behind? Go ahead, Canada’s happy to have you.

Screw them. The only ‘national pride’ they have is being proud of NOT being American, and basically sucking at our tit’s blood the same way Mexico has been doing for the last hundred years… but at least Mexico has a real culture of their own, and has to have a pretend military to protect themselves from all of the rest of the South American countries that would happily suck them into the giant American blood farm that is the drug trade.

The only reason that Canada was never folded over into the States like the extra appendage that they are is because they use their culture to constantly appeal to the leftists and fags that run the US. They HAVE to be the ‘model civilization’ that all of the effete Politicians use to try and appease their virulently violent ‘peaceful urbanite’ populations or they wouldn’t exist.

Their entire culture is based around looking like harmless kooks and a Potemkin village for leftist American politicians. That’s been their strategy for almost two hundred years, and their utter lack of anything resembling pride and self-sufficiency makes them the ultimate soyboys living in their mom’s (USA) attic, where they will forever remain.

Like the Amish, they have turned cowardice and dependence into an art form and source of false pride, so bending over for EVERY form of degradation and erosion of freedoms is as natural to Canadians as eating copycat MacDonalds French Fries smothered in copycat Kentucky Fried Chicken Gravy.