Canadians do not get much love around here, and with pretty good reason. When I lived in the FUSA, all the Americans I knew, essentially looked at Canuckistanis as the effete, probably gay, far too polite, French-speaking, very confused cousins of the Free and the Brave.
This, after all, is how Ameribros see themselves:
Don’t worry, it’s nothing too terrible – just an epic rendition of “America! F Yeah!!” from Team America: World Police, featuring a bald eagle.
Canuckistanis, on the other hand, do not quite have anything that epic.
Or at least, they didn’t, until a few years ago:
I love those guys. Their last 3 albums have been pure AWESOMESAUCE from start to finish. And it is not like they are an aberration, either. Canada has quite the history of producing legendary bands.
Canada, after all, was responsible for VOIVOD. And part of STEPPENWOLF. And let us never, EVER forget the legendary RUSH.
That song cover from UtA also reminds us what a great and majestic country Canada is. It is a vast and wonderful country, with a lot of great things going for it – extremely abundant natural resources, pristine virgin territories as far as the eye can see, incredible bounties of nature gifted to an industrious and intelligent people, and delicious thick-cut bacon.
Oh yeah, and maple syrup, hockey, and a few other things that I cannot be bothered to remember.
Which begs the question… what the hell is WRONG with all y’all?!??!!
Seriously. What kind of a country votes for Justine “Castro’s Bastard” Truvada repeatedly, as Canuckistanis have done? I mean, I get that he primarily appeals to horny inner-city Millennial women, but still – he seems incredibly… GAY.
Canada truly is a mystery to me. I just do not get it. They have opened the floodgates to immigration from all over the Dirt World, which is why many of their most populous cities are now essentially full of Pajeets, and why their Liberal Party rules with the help of the NDP, which is led by a Sikh – not a Canadian, no matter what his passport might say.
Furthermore, they have adopted every single failed stupid idea from the FUSA and the EUSSR, and then tripled down on it. Whether it is the insane not-vaxx mandates, the overreactions to the Kung Flu, the ceding of powers and authorities to petty tyrants and bureaucrats, or the adoption of completely batshit bonkers tax rates, I genuinely do find the Canadian way of thinking to be quite incomprehensible.
It is almost as if they look at their southern cousins across the border and think, “screw their freedom, we’ll have tyranny instead!!!”
I mean, I suppose it is kind of natural, given the French influence, but still…
Anyway, enough ragging on the Canucks for a change – the fact is, “Northwest Passage” is a phenomenal song. And Brittany Slayes can SING!!!
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I guess I’m old-fashioned. I liked Stan Rogers’ a cappella version of “Northwest Passage” better.
Bear in mind that there are a couple of minor vagaries that have to be taken into consideration.
Canadians don’t have a real military, because they rely utterly on Americans to keep anyone from invading and taking their country away from them. Basically WE are paying billions to let them do whatever stupid commie shit they want to do, because in the end they are never going to have to pay for it… WE do.
The same is true for their economics. Can’t find a job in Canada? That’s okay, there’s lots of places down south you can move. Want to desert from the military because you are too busy getting high and banging the women that the more honorable guys left behind? Go ahead, Canada’s happy to have you.
Screw them. The only ‘national pride’ they have is being proud of NOT being American, and basically sucking at our tit’s blood the same way Mexico has been doing for the last hundred years… but at least Mexico has a real culture of their own, and has to have a pretend military to protect themselves from all of the rest of the South American countries that would happily suck them into the giant American blood farm that is the drug trade.
The only reason that Canada was never folded over into the States like the extra appendage that they are is because they use their culture to constantly appeal to the leftists and fags that run the US. They HAVE to be the ‘model civilization’ that all of the effete Politicians use to try and appease their virulently violent ‘peaceful urbanite’ populations or they wouldn’t exist.
Their entire culture is based around looking like harmless kooks and a Potemkin village for leftist American politicians. That’s been their strategy for almost two hundred years, and their utter lack of anything resembling pride and self-sufficiency makes them the ultimate soyboys living in their mom’s (USA) attic, where they will forever remain.
Like the Amish, they have turned cowardice and dependence into an art form and source of false pride, so bending over for EVERY form of degradation and erosion of freedoms is as natural to Canadians as eating copycat MacDonalds French Fries smothered in copycat Kentucky Fried Chicken Gravy.