But I work for a corporation that I call the land of broken, unwanted toys.

They gobble software companies that didn’t make it big. A lot of our products have famous competitors that are better. We grab them, gut them, and when they don’t hit that magic profit percentage, bury them. In my case, they insist we use their crappy second tier purchases for our tech. We have to move from MySQL for that very reason. Probably because our CEO can’t stand Oracle’s hetero CEO. Fuggin dumb shit. We’ll suffer for it, of that I’m certain.

Buy it. Monetize it. Kill it.

They also gobble decent companies, and we’ll see what happens to those. We have a perpetual boner for all things cloud. When they don’t go ‘cloud’ we’ll see what happens. My product’s cloud offering is a joke. We stand up a VM. Literally using someone else’s shit in a data center and calling it ‘cloud’.

They’ve gutted QA. They gutted docs. “HEY WE HAVE A NEW FEATURE!”.

Who cares. Said you have it. What does it do? How do I use it? Ahh…Shit I have to introduce another directory service to my infrastructure? Fuggit….

Anything that makes a nickel these grabblers take and ruin.

I think I’d rather shovel shit. At the end of the day at least I’d see I’ve accomplished something.

Call me jaded.

I’m old. I’ve lost my sense of curiosity long ago. I care not about software any more.

What does it do for me? What does it cost? If I say OK am I now an annuity?

Fuggit. I’m Linux and freeware for my personal use stuff.

People were already pissed for years. They will keep pumping the same overhyped shit every year, but this time it’s going to have more microtransactions and buggy gameplay.

I never tried Destiny 2 because I was full-on addicted to the first one for a year and a half and I didn’t want to open that can of worms.