“Aye, fight, and you may die. Run, and you’ll live – at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE, to come back here, and tell our enemies, that they make take our lives, but they’ll never take OUR TURKEYS!!!”

YOU MUST BRING: At least one loaded gun with at least one fully loaded magazine, belt, or other feed device
YOU SHOULD BRING: Main courses, side dishes, desserts, drinks (tasteful alcohol highly encouraged)
YOU MAY BRING: Children and well-behaved guests (not necessarily the same thing)
YOU MAY NOT BRING: The media, who would shit themselves the second they see we’re ready to rock and ruin
OTHER RULES: Police and other LEOs must bring the turkey (or they may become the ham substitute)

Reloads are acceptable as ammo and are encouraged during this time of need, and donations to our watchful Saint Styphon of the Church of Kaboom are also encouraged.

GET ANGRY
GET MOTIVATED
BUT GET YOUR ASS HERE
AND GET STUFFED

WHERE: Any kitchen, any living room, any dining room, any large table anywhere in America

WHY: Bitch, this is America, there ain’t no asking why, and we’re not afraid of the COVID either

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