Healthy and symmetrical.

All standards of beauty Rotate around those two basics. Youth refines those two characteristics, but 'objectively' more beautiful fluctuates heavily. Sure, there is the 'classic beauty' but that is, again, a style.

Overweight, pierced, meth-faced, tattooed, greasy and unwashed, out of shape, anorexic. These are things that absolutely disgust me. because they are things over which a girl has a choice.

I have dated what a lot of dudes consider 8's and 9's (raw appearance wise), but there seems to be NO WAY a girl with a lucky face ever winds up as anything like real relationship material. The sheer entitlement and uselessness a 'natural' comes equipped with from growing up being told they are beautiful without effort drives them down below 5 almost every single time. Not to mention that the minute their 'lucky' metabolism slows down they bloat up into 3's… They are utterly lazy.

Yeah, my wife is a redhead. and I have been with her for 22 years. after my first marriage (to an easy 8) flopped, my standards changed. After 22 years she is still slender, her tits, while not as perky as they were at 23, are still firm, we still HEARTILY enjoy sex, and we have fun and enjoy each other's company.

She might be considered a 7 with no makeup and sleephead, because she has a couple of acne scars, and her nose was broken when she was a kid, but she is clean, neat, charming, runs in the winter and swims daily in the summer, and is creative and engaging. And when she spruces up, even at 45 she gets wolf whistles and the occasional teenaged boy going cross eyed.

When i wear a Tank top or jersey I still get the occasional hot teenaged girl with muscle madness or daddy issues going Gaga over me, despite the scars (I think they fascinate girls. They want to trace them or something) and yet I have absolutely ZERO desire to cheat. We 'experimented' with allowing a third into our relationship some time ago, but we quickly realized that it was a trainwreck and so we ended that stupidity quickly.
Scarlett Johannsen, Amanda Seyfried, or Jennifer Lawrence (in their heyday) could drop trow in front of me and I'd ignore them because mine is subjectively far more beautiful.

But the fact remains that outside of health and symmetry, 'objective' beauty is anything but. And it's usually just a little eye makeup away.

Bah, They are simply expert mode. In my experience, Irish-style Redheads tend to be more loyal, smarter, more creative (Okay, they seem to stick with what they are creative at better), wildcats in the sack, better able to engage my interest OUT of the sack, and less likely to call the cops when you put them over your knee.

The occasional bouts of craziness are worth it. You simply have to remember to never put your head in the lion's mouth. They absolutely have souls.

You want women without souls, Try Phillipinas

And by Irish style, I mean orangey-red, with lots and lots of orange freckles. The other sort are fake.

And by turning her over your knee, I am absolutely, deadly serious. It's not about bondage games, (although it can be fun) but if a girl would call the cops on you for giving her a spanking when she's acting retarded, She's not wife material. EVERYTHING ELSE is wrong with her too, dump that bitch instantly.

In my experience that is the single biggest 'tell'. Not that she won't need a spanking occasionally, every girl absolutely does. but how she handles it when she's emotionally spinning.

preferring objectively less beautiful women because of freckles and red hair is probably an affliction

Agreed. But we've been lucky in that the gingers I've been able to find so far are, of course, exceptionally fine specimens.

My Sister in Law supports Didact's position. Bi Polar, Schizophrenic, and OCD all diagnosed and only recently intermittently medicated.

As to RedHeaditis, it is hardly an affliction at all but yes preferring objectively less beautiful women because of freckles and red hair is probably an affliction.

They have no souls and they are FAR crazier than non-ginger women, so yeah.

Just wait until Monday, my friend. There's a redhead coming up that will prove the point.

You consider redheaditis to be an 'affliction'?

Truthfully I suffer from the Badger's affliction so I am more likely to fall to the Irish Bikini Team. The Swedes are just a meme.

And yes the 20 year olds are exhausting but at least they have energy for kids. And everybody can understand falling for young beautiful women.

That's because your socio-sexual status probably isn't completely off-kilter in the way that Bezosoy's is.

Remember that this is a low Delta, probably, who struck gold with a great idea and was in the right place, at the right time, to turn it into a money-printing machine. Yet his physiognomy and bearing have never adjusted to his wildly altered status, and probably never will. That's why he stopped banging his wife – who gave him THREE sons – and started banging the Fantastic Plastic Woman instead.

Chances are extremely high that he will severely regret that decision in the near future.

It be for like the entire Swedish Bikini team. Or at least 1 really hot 20 year old.

I'd take the Russians over the Swedes, but that's me. The 20yo would be great fun for workouts, so to speak, but most of us would probably get really annoyed with her every time she opens her trap.

"Suckas Idolising Mediocre Pussy", technically. But the acronym incorporates all of your definitions quite comfortably as well.