To wit: they look like dudes. Zero in on her face. From the front, She's got a dude face.

I have a great example, that due to her being a distant relation, I can't post a pick. But it's a great example of a common everyday wall smash. I've known the girl since she was a child. In college and for about ten years after, I'd say a solid 8. Not a ho either, just a millennial full of the kool-aid of careerism.

We went to her wedding a few months ago. She's now over 30, and the dude – the consummate beta, a few years younger. I thought to myself then, wow! this shit is real. If she ain't smashing into it, she certainly sideswiped the wall on the way to a final approach.

Caught a picture of her on facebook the other day. Whoa! The hambeast fairy had smacked her with the ham stick hard. I don't think it's been six months, and she went from a soft 7 to a 4-and-falling fast hambeast. Gotta be 20lbs, on top of the 15 it looked like she'd piled on wedding time. Good lord even her arms were fat.

So it's real. And it's not just glitterati that it happens to.