That is all semantics, in my view. I started up this weekly series in large part because I want to show men what the world would be like if all of the fatties, land whales, and feminists were shamed into not being disgusting slobs anymore.

The world would be filled with far greater beauty, far more epic boobs and round arses, and far less vomit induced by seeing a fatass in fishnets with short flame-red hair and tattoos loudly proclaiming that "all bodies are beautiful" or some such bilge.

Fat ugly unhappy women everywhere should read these articles and realise that joy and sunshine and the ardent love of good men could be theirs, if only they'd put down the ice cream and pizzas and burn their copies of The Feminine Mystique.

And of course I put these photos up to make my fellow men happy.

It's all a public service on my part, you see. I really should be awarded a medal for my epic efforts to make both men and women happy, dontcha know…