heh.

And then there was her performance as Kaa, the rock python, in the latest (mal)adaptation of The Jungle Book. I mean, I didn't think it would be possible for me to hate the live-action film more than I do the cartoon with the dancing bear in it (at least, nowadays- I grew up watching that old movie), but ScarJo proved me very wrong indeed.

She's HAWT – when the hair and makeup guys aren't royally making her look like shit.

She also does have a physical grace.

Oh, and nice tits.

Crud, ran out of good things to say.

Proof that she cannot do subtlety? Among other things she played an alien in some indie/art film and was… wooden? not sure – even willows can bend more than her face did.