Yes, Megyn Kelly. She is still well above average for her age.

Ouch. Pointy end of the stick right there, sir.

Gotta feel for whoever is dating that young lady, Ms. Hill. Imagine what he came home to after she got into that fight with a lawnmower and lost. The words "meth addict" are probably among the kinder ones to be used for such a situation.

You're talking about Megyn Kelly? I actually addressed that one earlier. If you look at pictures of her before her severe attack of TDS, you'll see that she was much, MUCH hotter with long wavy blonde locks than she is now with that weird-ass pixie-bob thing.

Oh, I agree and, worse, what she's doing to us by depriving us, the bitch.

Although…the wife's a very stout lass, tough and brave, with the wonderfully Latin streak of vindictiveness. When we married, her hair was a bit below her shoulder blades. By oh, 1983, say, it was about midway down her posterior.

One day, she called me at the rifle company I was XO of during a command and staff meeting. I bitched her out over the phone. By the time I got home she'd cut it to shoulder length, which taught me a sharp fucking lesson.

I don't disagree, sir. But to use that canvas analogy of yours, a single large streak of red paint across, say, Monet's "Vanilla Skies", would ruin an otherwise superb work of art. That's what a beautiful healthy young woman who cuts her long lustrous hair is doing to herself.

My favorite VS model was Ana Beatriz Barros, not least because she looked quite a bit like an old girlfriend.